Cats are assholes

I know its a broad statement, but I have proof to my accusations. I am sure this applies to all those of the feline persuasion but I can say, beyond a shadow of doubt, that[…]

Another way to die

The time bomb is ticking, and no one is listening. Our future is fading, is there any hope we’ll survive? Still, we ravage the world that we love. And the millions cry out to be[…]

Worst drink ever

The worst drink ever. Me and hubby just shared the most vile thing I have ever had in my mouth. We found it in the local depaneur (corner store) in the energy drink fridge so[…]

I’m not having children

I’m not having children. As I feel my biological clock ticking I find myself asking will I have children? The short answer is that I’m not having children. When most women think of children they[…]

Anecdotes of a telemarketer

Anecdotes of a telemarketer. I am the person no one wants to hear from, the scum of the earth (to put it lightly), a dreaded Telemarketer. Without naming names, my job is to call business[…]